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Joke of the Day
"Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet."
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"Why is Donald Trump always biting his fingers? Because they look just like Vienna sausages."
"My stages of drunk: 1) ""Everybody, watch this!"" 2) Prison"
"Where did the amino acid go to church? The cysteine chapel."
"Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker? He wrote ""1 + 0 = 0"" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out..."
"I had to pick a password that was 8 characters long. I went with 'snowwhiteandthesevendwarves'."
"My ""Sleep Number"" is vodka."
"When life gives you dilemma make dilemma-nade"
"Why doesn't god like bacon? Because he isn't real."
"14: what could happen? Me: you could get her pregnant. 14: im not comfortable putting my dingaling in her thingaling Me:*writes suicide note"