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Joke of the Day
"Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet."
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"I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe."
"A woman walks into her doctor's office NSFW she ask's her doctor: is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex? her doctor replies: of course, how do you think lawyers are born?"
"The rabbi really messed up that circumcision... It was a total rip-off."
"What do you get when you shoot a Mexican Golfer A hole in Juan"
"Why is owning a Prius difficult? It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time."
"I always say ""morning"" instead of ""good morning"". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people."
"An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender laughs and says, ""Sorry, we only have plain chips."""
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free...."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways."