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Joke of the Day

"My wife's leaving me because I'm too arrogant. I told her to close the door on her way back in."

"I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we ""Can't Negotiate with terrorists..."" I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab..."

"An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil... Curious, he walks over and asks, ""What you got there?"" ""Not sure"", replies the fellow, ""But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"""

"You're Like The End Of The Bread... Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you."

"Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree He's wanted dead and alive"

"Today I was wondering ""why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?""... ... And then it hit me. - Steven Wright"

"I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone... One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia."

"Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)"

"I was going to look for my missing watch. but I could never find the time."

"A better name for the Pope mobile would be a 'Christler'."