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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far"
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"Why were the police ever issued with pepper sprays? Surely this will lead to the creation of more seasoned criminals."
"Advice to those who steal from libraries If someone gets caught stealing from a library, would they get *booked?*"
"I got dressed... I'm a changed man now."
"They've discovered King Kong was indeed heterosexual... ...it was booty that killed the beast."
"Went to an astrologer and found out why my wife and I aren't compatible. I'm a Capricorn and she's a fucking BITCH!"
"watching movies with my kids is like getting stuck in a trap on mt everest Tangled and then Frozen"
"What do you call people with big ears? Nothing, they might hear you"
"what is a feminists favorite branch of mathematics? Triggernometry"
"With Airlines stocks having crashed. I can't decide between paying for two extra bags or buying half the company."