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Joke of the Day
"Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses."
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"Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you... you always get burned in the end."
"I farted in a Apple Store Too bad they didn't have any *windows*."
"What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool? What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties."
"WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS?? INFLATION!"
"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/Jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers"
"2000s kids wont get this. Y2K"
"What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate? A cheetah."
"Adolf Hitler banned 5k races but sponsored an annual marathon... ...Because Marathons are the master race."
"Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave."