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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/Jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers"

"The cat puked under my bed. Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the crap out of the room for being black."

"First post: unconditional love test Lock your wife/husband in the trunk of your car for an hour, then your dog. Guess who's still happy to see you..."

"I hate it when people can't make a good sausage its the wurst"

"Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser"

"Best if said out loud... So a mango's (man goes) in a bar... What the hell is a mango doing in a bar? But chessy but gets a good giggle :D"

"I think I might be famous because twitter just asked me to verify my account. Does this mean I have to do coke now?"

"Okay kids, always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"

"Neighbors across the street have their Christmas lights up, so I invited them to my Easter Egg hunt this afternoon."