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Joke of the Day

"What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool? What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties."

"Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list."

"I just met an Irishman of Chilean descent. His name was Con Kearney."

"What does The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people"

"What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ? Soul"

"Imagine going back to the Middle Ages and telling people that we can fly in the future. They'd be like ""DUDE WTF are you wearing Crocs?"""

"I tried to grab some fog. I mist."

"A Church threw a Celibacy Party. Nobody came."

"I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. ""Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum?!"

"I think my wife has a surprise vacation planned. She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed."