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Joke of the Day

"What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool? What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties."

"What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand? Hobos"

"What is the difference between a man and a woman? Wo"

"I'm a good driver until there is a cop behind me Then I become a paranoid weed transporter from the border"

"Care less and you'll stress less."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hippies screw in vans."

"There's a restaurant in hell. Their food is to die for."

"Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes? Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate."

"Indian Chief My friend got an Indian Chief tattooed on his arm. His arm never worked again!"

"Three guys walk into a bar You'd think one of them would've seen it"