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Joke of the Day

"I farted in a Apple Store Too bad they didn't have any *windows*."

"My new favorite joke [Language] How do you get a little old lady to yell, ""Go fuck yourself!""? Get another little old lady to yell,""BINGO!"""

"Knock knock. This may not be This may not be a funny joke."

"Whats the last letter in the alphabet? somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project"

"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."

"At the gym I wear shirts that state ""If you are not into Anal, DON'T WASTE MY TIME!!!"" I realized how gay that was....after bunch of guys were flocking to me"

"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"

"Cock... is a fowl word."

"When folks unfollow me shortly after they've followed me I just figure they sobered up."

"What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head? A subturban!"