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Joke of the Day
"What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate? A cheetah."
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"Hey, man. You used no capital letters and only one exclamation point to wish me happy birthday on Facebook. Is everything okay at home?"
"What is the most common french saying? ""nous abandonnons"""
"What have working for the KGB and oral sex got in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
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