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Joke of the Day

"Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you... you always get burned in the end."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way."

"My dentist not only specializes in treating cavities, but he also sells gasoline for your car. Basically he runs two filling stations."

"What did the DNA say to the other DNA? ""Do these genes make me look fat?"""

"What is better than a rose on a guitarist? Tulips on my pianist."

"What do you call a white supremacist who fights aliens at night? A white power ranger"

"What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards? A Czech Republic"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !"

"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees (boobies)"

"What do you do with an aggressive Islamic German shepherd Muslim"