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Joke of the Day
"Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave."
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"Just found out I have a tumor in my ladyparts... It's one of those that can be known to have hair, teeth and bone in it. I don't what I should do. I'll probably just get an abortion though."
"I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me because I just had an allergic reaction."
"I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?"
"Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday? a three-year-old was resisting a rest"
"I realized today that the Vans logo looks like a square root symbol. It's probably because they're so radical."
"A distraught farmer asked a preacher what would happen if he killed a beaver who had begun working near the canal by his farm. ""Damned if you do, dammed if you don't."""
"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar nazi? There,Their,They're"
"Any question is a hard hitting question when it's written on a brick and thrown full force at your face."
"Water Knock Knock Who's there? Water Water Who? Water Those!!!!! (What are those joke)"