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Joke of the Day
"I took this guys order at work last night. It was delicious."
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"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."
"A son goes to his parents and says ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay."" The Dad immediately responds. ""HI GAY, I'M DAD."""
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same Once you heard juan...you've them jamal...sorry i had to"
"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would have one dollar... thanks mom..."
"The body is 70% water.. So cool, you're not fat you're just flooded.."
"[judge at restaurant] ""I will try... the lobster"" [2 hours later] ""I find the lobster guilty of money laundering and embezzlement"""
"Fertilizer Plant Explosion This fertilizer sucks, all these plants are dead!"
"I was in Brisbane waiting for ages for a bus. Then what do you know, two float past at once."
"What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!"