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Joke of the Day
"Fertilizer Plant Explosion This fertilizer sucks, all these plants are dead!"
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"My son was really scared after swallowing some lego."
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"*seductively moistens your lips with the meatloaf"
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"What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast? Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww"
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