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Joke of the Day
"The body is 70% water.. So cool, you're not fat you're just flooded.."
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"Just saw an unbelievably beautiful woman in the park. I wonder how many cows her father would give me to marry her."
"Change is hard So don't throw coins."
"What's something that you can catch but not throw? feelings. T.T"
"Cops are raiding Justin Bieber's house looking for eggs. Seriously. Eggs. I can't make this shit up. This is why other countries hate us."
"My son asked me what it is like to be married.. So I deleted all the music on his ipod except for 1 song."
"Just bought a new disposable razor. Or a spaceship."
"What's big and black and excites Reddit admins? A censorship bar."
"I don't agree with all the critics towards priests nowadays. They are actually the only ones who slow down with their car when near a school."
"Those ""Smoking Kills"" stickers on cigarette packs would be more effective saying ""Smoking Kills Puppies with a power drill covered in bees."""