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Joke of the Day

"A son goes to his parents and says ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay."" The Dad immediately responds. ""HI GAY, I'M DAD."""

"My husband's doing that cute thing again where he thinks he's right. *throws his shit out on the lawn* *makes a bonfire*"

"What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt? Karma."

"What does the parrot thinks as he looks at the newspaper in the bottom of his cage? ""Same old shit"""

"Why are black man's palms white? Because they are always leaning against cop cars."

"Dogs are terrible hosts They get angry if you try to use their bathroom."

"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"

"Mexican word of the day ""Budweiser"" That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"

"""People will believe anything if you whisper it."""

"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds strange, dozen tit?"