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Joke of the Day
"What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? A Bowl (B-Owl)"
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"I don't understand how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living."
"What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve."
"Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship."
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show!"
"*hires skywriter* YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME"
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. Edit: I'm thrilled at the response! I should say this is an original joke from British comedian Chris Turner."
"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"
"luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something"
"If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you're about to feel like this forever"