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Joke of the Day
"For all of us singles out there... Happy Ballantine's day!!"
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"When I was a child I played ""The Floor is Lava!"" But as an adult, I've put away childish fancies, and purchased magical lava-proof shoes."
"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"
"I never like my hair right after I get it cut, But after a week it grows on me."
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it is always down the chimney."
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? An udder failure"
"Two snowmen are standing in a field One snowman says to the other, ""Do you smell carrots?"""
"The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!"
"Had a big mix up at the store today, apparently when the clerk said ""strip down facing me,"" she meant my credit card."
"[revenge plan] *invent miniaturisation machine. *shrink to tiny size. *crawl all over sleeping spider's face."