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Joke of the Day

"The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!"

"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"

"The nice thing about getting a pet lobster is that you can always threaten to eat it when your kid stops taking care of it."

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm incontinent No time to talk."

"If you ever want to catch a white person, just set a table outside a restaurant in the summertime."

"What's grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement? A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard."

"Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says, ""Dam."""

"How did the Haji find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying"

"My life is like a beautiful piece of furniture from IKEA. Once I figure out how to put it all together, I may get to actually enjoy it."

"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"