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Joke of the Day
"Two snowmen are standing in a field One snowman says to the other, ""Do you smell carrots?"""
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"I like to stand in crowded elevators facing the wrong way with a confused look on my face, and finally exclaim, ""Oh, it's an ELEVATOR."""
"What's the difference between my dick and a motorcycle? Your mom hasn't ridden a motorcycle"
"What's good for the soul and rarely found in America? A sense of humor."
"My ex said my penis resembled a tic tac. So I asked her, then why does your sister still have bad breath?"
"What has been inside a live bitch and dead pig? Apparently Cameroon's dick."
"The Reds are going to The Series this year."
"Picnic Tables What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of 4."
"What do you call a nation of angry women? A cuntry."
"What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person? Leaving a plunger in the toilet."