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Joke of the Day
"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"
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"Me: this doesn't seem right Dentist: u know on tv when they say 9/10 dentists M: yeah D: im the one *he resumes hitting my teeth w/ a comb*"
"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called an ese"
"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop asks, ""Can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""
"What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits? Oranges and peaches."
"I went to the zoo today, but the only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."
"A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently."
"What's the difference between an American and a British prostitute?... ...one pounds for work the other works for pounds"
"[At the first thanksgiving] Pilgrims: Im thankful for the land you gave us Natives: we didnt give you land? Pilgrims: *winks at the camera*"