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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? An udder failure"
Next Joke
"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan. EDIT: Woke up to find THIS :O"
"My girlfriend told me that she looked fat, and wanted me to give her a compliment... I told her that her eyesight was outstanding."
"I think we should find time today to send a friend request to Myspace Tom on Facebook; he was there for us when we didn't have any friends."
"I hate when people kick my cats! It really hurts my felines."
"A man walks up to a woman [NSFW] And he asks the woman If he can pet her pussy. The woman says sure but you'll have to hold My cat."
"Q. What do accountants use for birth-control? A. Their personalities."
"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist!"
"What do you call saplings in the army? the infantry"
"Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe? Bed"