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Joke of the Day
"I never like my hair right after I get it cut, But after a week it grows on me."
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"The scientist a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied ""woof, woof, woof"""
"""prepare for battle"" they said Yet they didnt prepare themselves"
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"Why don't gay jokes ever get old? Because they get AIDS and die."
"Every 60 Seconds in Africa.... a minute passes"
"What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano? A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices."
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