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Joke of the Day
"How do you walk a dog with no legs? You don't, you pick it up."
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"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"
"help keep the English language alive by teaching your kids nearly outdated expressions Plus nothing beats a 5yo pointing & yelling ""BEHOLD!"""
"I think tomorrow I'm going to respond to everyone using only lyrics from songs by The Dead Deads. Wish me some luck at the DMV."
"Be very careful if you eat mushrooms in the wild. There's not mushroom for error."
"Two mutes walk into a bar and one says to the other:"
"The Revenant was... Grizzly."
"Why do we never run out of math teachers? Because they are always multiplying."
"A Freudian slip.. is when you say one thing but you mean a mother."
"You know your relationship is losing its spark when your wife wears a rape whistle to bed."