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Joke of the Day
"A Freudian slip.. is when you say one thing but you mean a mother."
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"Doc, my leg bone is missing! ""You must be joking!"" ""No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'"
"My younger brother told me this. Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish"
"Damn girl, are you sandpaper? Because I want you to rub my wood."
"Which pizza shop's business is like it's name? Dominoes. Falling one at a time."
"*bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* ""Wait, if you're here then that means"" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*"
"Does the census keep track of adults who sleep in their work clothes and shower three times a week? I need friends"
"*Gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament*"
"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."