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Joke of the Day
"Why do we never run out of math teachers? Because they are always multiplying."
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"What do you call a square that's been beat up? A rekt-tangle"
"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"
"The year is 2027 AD. I take a drag from my vitamin cigarette and transfer 17 Bitcoins to a 3D-printed babe-bot for a cyber HJ. Life is good."
"5 bucks will get you 1 minue access to the ""Peck cam"" where you can watch all sorts of wild birds peck me while i force myself not to resist"
"What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza? Veggie lovers"
"A Tweet is like a dress; the shorter the hotter."
"I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time' 'That's a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.' So I robbed a bank"
"HER [sits seductively on my lap] The more you tip...the more I'll take off ME [reaches for wallet] This is such a weird way to cut hair"
"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"