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Joke of the Day

"I think tomorrow I'm going to respond to everyone using only lyrics from songs by The Dead Deads. Wish me some luck at the DMV."

"What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts? De mentor."

"oh, so now star wars is the best thing you've ever seen, is it? ""yes, and?"" so you've forgotten about the time we saw a snake wearing a hat?"

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

"What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake? **Hiss**-panic"

"What did the cannibal say to his co-worker? You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner."

"What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up? Italian"

"My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""

"The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says ""Happy Birthday"" and you say ""Thanks you too!"""

"Funny talks make smile always. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."