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Joke of the Day

"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite & it's straight to the ER for me."

"I made fun of my friend for getting off to humiliation porn. He came."

"What do you a call a PC without Garage Band? A Dell"

"How to capitalize on a bad situation. ON A BAD SITUATION"

"How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn? A buck an ear"

"Breaking: CNN confirms planes need fuel to fly. In other news, scientist confirm brains are not needed to work at CNN."

"Condoms prevent minivans."

"If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you."

"I'm glad I didn't go to primary school with Freud. I bet his ""your mom"" jokes made a few kids cry."

"Slasher films are so unrealistic. Anyone could out run a guy walking with a chainsaw. That's why I train running with a chainsaw."