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"The Revenant was... Grizzly."
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"Kryptonite They call my dick Kryptonite, Because not even Superman can handle it. Boom!"
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"What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach."
"Fun Fact: If you answer your phone, ""Christ speaking"", 70% of the callers will hang up on you. You're welcome."
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"Sorry neighbor who's choking to death, my cat's resting his little head on my leg. This, like, never happens."
"Why are Indians the best pizza makers? Because they always do the kneedful."
"My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one."
"What do you call someone who likes speed? Racist."