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Joke of the Day
"Why are dogs bad at dancing? They have two left feet"
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"*robbing a bank with a chainsaw* Me: GIVE ME ALL Y- Teller: WHAT M: GIVE ME THE MONEY T: SIR YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT IN HERE M: WHAT"
"Q. Why did the blonde write ""TGIF"" on her shoes? A. To remind her that ""toes go in first."""
"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Supplies!!!"
"I always wear an athletic cup. It's over-protection in a nut shell."
"Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball."
"Man with five penises As the man with five penises put on a condom, he sighed. ""Fits like a glove."""
"Why couldn't Sally use the swings? She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet."
"Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer."
"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"