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Joke of the Day
"What do guns and feminists have in common? They are very loud when triggered."
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"A Mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."
"A 5-year old boy approaches his father saying, ""Dad, I know the woman I want to marry."" ""Oh yeah, who is it?"" He replies, ""Grandmaw."" ""You can't marry my mother!"" ""Why not? YOU MARRIED MINE!"""
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says ""I'll serve you, but dont start anything!"""
"Why was the dildo company so successful? Good product placement."
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
"People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole."
"Man next to to me just said into his phone ""You caught me in the middle of a sandwich."" He's lying. He is not in a sandwich."
"This post has nothing to do with elephants. It's irrelephant."