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Joke of the Day
"What do guns and feminists have in common? They are very loud when triggered."
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"How is a lady like a casino? Liquor in the front and poker in the back"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz? Because the P is silent!"
"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."
"What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? The election year."
"What do u give a woman who has everything? Penacilin"
"I tried to catch some fog this morning ... Mist."
"You know, after all these years, I hardly remember the first girlfriend I had. I remember she was Muslim, but physically, all I can recall are the beautiful hazel eyes Jihad."
"Ladies, love yourself first or nobody will @MaleHonesty86"
"What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day."