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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks into a bar... With a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, ""hey what's with the steering wheel?"" and the pirate says, ""Arrgghhh.... it drives me nuts."""

"To the squirrel carrying the mushroom up a tree to his nest: you may want to eat that with your feet firmly on the ground, buddy."

"What's the best part about going in without a condom? The abortion."

"What do the weather man and every other man have in common? They say it's going to be 10 inches, then end up only being 4 to 6."

"I snore at night, so I bought a bunch of those Breathe Right Strips for my wife to shove in her ears."

"Was watching a fetish video and it cut to the guy at the last second I think I got off on the wrong foot."

"I deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests, I don't I deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests, I don't"

"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."

"I wanted to make my racing snail faster.. So I took off its shell. If anything it became a lot more sluggish."

"Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire."