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Joke of the Day

"Why are Asian students so smart? Because they keep trying to take Engrish classes but end up in Engineering."

"My friend died from heart burn the other day. My friend Gavin was killed by a terrible case of heart burn yesterday. I can't fucking believe Gavisgone."

"What's the best part about living in a black family? You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost"

"A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a drink."

"50's kids probably won't have this... Parents"

"What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order."

"They should have cell phone charges in waiting rooms instead of magazines."

"Did you know there is going to be a spin-off from that old show touched by an angel It's going to be called Touched by a Priest."

"How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled' then smothered in onions"

"""We need a solid plan to defeat ISIS."" Galaxy Note 7: I have an idea"