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"A woman walks into a bar... ...and ruins the joke."
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"What do you call an elephant that no one needs? Irrelephant."
"Potato potato tomato tomato It works better when spoken..."
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"this subreddit's online users http://puu.sh/lcMkv.png i'm not sure if i'm accurate but is it possible that the current users are online users - the sub users?"
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"What do you call a Viking pop band with a big gay following? The Pillage People."
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"I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn."