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Joke of the Day

"In time, the dust settled, and the dust took a job it hated and married someone it could barely tolerate"

"What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late? A not-yeti."

"A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. So who's driving? Neither! They're both research scientists gathering data on Google's driverless car. You racist"

"What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !"

"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."

"What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop? On duty"

"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"

"I remember the last thing my granpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. he said, ""hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Where do modern-day pirates come from? Somaaaaaarlia"

"There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley One was assaulted."