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Joke of the Day
"What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !"
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"If you're feeling lonely, dim the lights and watch a good horror movie. By the end of it, you won't feel like you're alone anymore."
"[Family Feud] What's your answer?! *whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people"
"Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your cuzin, let me in."
"Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have."
"Me: *reclines* Nice Wife: I still can't believe you bought a used gynecological exam table Me: I can see the tv perfectly between my legs"
"What did the fat prostitute say to the skinny prostitute? ""We really should have made better life choices."""
"If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome.."
"I caught my brother sleeping with my girlfriend... So I decided to get revenge and sleep with his mom."
"Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate flag Well, there goes 95% of their buisness"