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Joke of the Day

"A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. So who's driving? Neither! They're both research scientists gathering data on Google's driverless car. You racist"

"Why did the calendar give up on life? Because he felt his days were numbered."

"What is brown and sticky? A stick!"

"Open an ice cream shop with flavors like ""don't be sad,"" ""they're not worth it,"" ""you deserve better"" and see if people don't flock right in"

"What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? Hey man, can you spare 50 cents?"

"Major milestone today -- found my first grey pubic hair! But once I picked it out, the burger tasted pretty decent."

"Sorry Satan, but I'm selling my soul to Buddah. You gotta be fucking stupid to pass up on a tasty offer like ""free Chinese food for life."""

"Me and my wife decided to form a suicide pact... Weird thing was that after she killed herself, I didn't feel like dying anymore."

"Want to hear a sex joke? On second thought, you wouldn't get it. It's an insider joke."

"Neverland Ranch Why did Michael Jackson build Neverland Ranch? He was fucking immature."