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Joke of the Day
"Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song."
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"Have you heard of the John Denver omelet? It's just like a regular Denver omelet, but it's served upside down in seawater."
"Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever"
"Kim and Kanye's baby will probably be delivered by C-Section to avoid getting Chlamydia on the way out..."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... Then a chair, then a table."
"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."
"Ringing the doorbell.... ...don't knock it 'til you've tried it."
"I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time."
"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."
"I threw up in a porta potty at a Winger concert back in 88' .... We did not have the internet back then so I'm telling you now."