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Joke of the Day
"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."
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"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."
"(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago! Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong."
"Amy's Baking Company"
"What song title defines a redditor's love life? ""Left Hand Free"" By alt-J"
"Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth."
"Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing."
"I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going."
"Gym bro #1: ""Bro, we're out of protein powder."" Gym bro #2: ""No whey..."""
"Let's all take a minute and be thankful that bugs aren't the same size as us"