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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"

"btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search ""scrotum"" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong"

"My girlfriend invited me to have some cyber-sex... I thought it was gonna be just some us time but it turned out it was a 4G!"

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Edit 1: Why was my title and username changed?"

"Why does a woman smile when walking down the aisle? She knows that she no longer has to give blow jobs."

"What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !"

"I was 17 having dinner w new gf's parents. Pooped. 1st flush didn't take. I got nervous they'd hear a 2nd so I threw the turd out the window"

"Doctor I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!"

"1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank."

"Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it."