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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"
Next Joke
"A cunt. What do you call someone who says the punchline before the joke?"
"Dear Stephanie on Facebook, I do not care that you are watching The Breakfast Club. I only want to know what channel it's on."
"My friend can only masturbate when he listens to really bad music. Beats off."
"What does A&W stand for? 'Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one."
"*writes 'amount to something' on bucket list* *crosses it out* *writes 'mount something'* Yeah. That's do-able."
"I used to piss myself when I stood in front of my 3rd grade class. It costed me my teaching career..."
"My date asked me to tell her a Star Trek joke.... ...and I said ""Who do you think I am, CleVar Burton?"""
"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister-Matic"
"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !"