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Joke of the Day

"I remember the last thing my granpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. he said, ""hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"4 women were working quietly on a project that's it"

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"A smooth close shave with a brand new razor blade is the best feeling in the world! ... was not the best thing to say to my wife shortly after sex."

"Fake Agent Videos is like punching someone in the face and telling them ""That wasn't a real punch, and this isn't a real fight"" That's it, that was the joke."

"Snoop Dogg announced he's quitting rapping to open an ice cream shop. He's now known as Scoop Dogg."

"What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument? Good*bi-den*"

"Snoring comes easily to me. In fact, I can do it in my sleep."

"Merry Christmas to everyone tomorrow... ....Today, fuck you."

"What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker? The No-Bell prize!"