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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late? A not-yeti."
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"Why did the coffee taste like mud? It was ground a few minutes ago."
"I just heard the words ""she received an academic scholarship from the university of Alabama."" I never thought I'd hear ""academic scholarship"", ""university"" and ""Alabama"" in the same sentence."
"Goodnight Moon, you albino m&m looking space-pebble garbage piece of shit"
"TIL in 1937 the Germans sank their own U-boat instead of the American USS Anders. ""Sorry, wrong sub"""
"How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue? They climate."
"My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying 'cat'"
"I spend like $600 every month on free trials for stuff I forgot to cancel."
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."
"Some people age like wine, others age like milk."