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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a Snowman and a SnowWoman? Snowballs!"
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"How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool? Microsoft Word."
"What do you call your whore mother? NASS"
"Why are jews afraid to eat pussy? because its too close to the gas chamber"
"One you haven't heard- What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window? Curt 'n Rod"
"Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor... ""Make me one with everything"""
"The Taliban heavily overestimates the need for monkey-bar training."
"The guy who invented throat lozenges just died... I heard there will be no coffin at his funeral."
"I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it and he's always on time."
"More people die from drug overdose than guns... Because guns can't take drugs."