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Joke of the Day
"I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it and he's always on time."
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"The most determined look I've ever seen on a human being is the airline passenger trying to fit a large suitcase in a small overhead bin."
"*rubs magic lamp, genie appears* ""You get 2 wishes."" I wish I got 3 wishes. ""Your wish is granted."" Nice, nice. ""You have 2 left."""
"Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there."
"Might be a racist What has 4 legs and a trunk? The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk"
"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"
"What did the guy say when he finally earned the top spot on the High Scores list at the Masturbate Arcade? ""I BEAT IT!!!"""
"A really effective car insurance ad would just show pics of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say: Because these girls have licenses."
"A man and a woman are talking Man: I can predict the future. I know my child's last name. But you can't. Woman: Well I know my child is going to be mine."
"Waiter there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !"