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Joke of the Day
"I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it and he's always on time."
Next Joke
"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."
"I don't drink anymore. Cocaine is a Hell of a drug!"
"What is Hitler's least favorite beverage? Juice."
"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!"
"Did you hear about the temple that burnt down? Holy smokes."
"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."
"If the opposite of pro is con... Wouldn't the opposite of progress be the congress?"
"Why did the ""M&M;"" go to university? He wanted to become a ""Smartie"""
"I don't smoke to be cool, I smoke so no one asks me to hold their baby."