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Joke of the Day

"One you haven't heard- What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window? Curt 'n Rod"

"What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't? A semi"

"What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called? A Sith."

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three... He says, ""uno, dos..."" and he disappears without a tres"

"Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies? They make rotten friends"

"What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for? Around Thevenin the morning"

"I regret to inform you that I've had better lays from a bag of chips."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe"

"Who is Patrick Swayze's favorite author? Wodehouse!"

"They say in California alone, the divorce rate is at 75%. Twenty minutes later, a woman walks by with a stroller and a barking dog in it.... Perhaps."