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Joke of the Day
"Why are jews afraid to eat pussy? because its too close to the gas chamber"
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"Show him you care by leaving the message ""I see you"" on his bathroom mirror."
"Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other..."
"It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars."
"Did you know that Germany was the original creator of the Amazing Race? They tried to introduce it back in 1933. But the show caust too much."
"So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback."
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Drunk"
"I just had to leave the office kitchen because two co-workers were talking about tea bags and I'm 12"
"Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween."
"Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend? Because diamonds are a woman's best friend."