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Joke of the Day
"What do you call your whore mother? NASS"
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"Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic Your loss, our sauce!"
"90's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits."
"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."
"In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed"
"The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected."
"I like my woman how I like my wine Locked up in my cellar."
"Meanwhile India is just blown away that you can get Britain to leave by voting"
"Rosy Red Cheeks What do you get when you squat over a rosy red fire?"
"Thinking of cryogenically freezing myself until they can find a cure for unemployment."