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Joke of the Day
"The guy who invented throat lozenges just died... I heard there will be no coffin at his funeral."
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"Schools should teach mandatory classes on when a phone conversation is done."
"A man just went completely berserk at a Dollar Store & destroyed everything inside. Total damage: $48."
"Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are ""your house keys"" and ""your house."" Well, son, that's what drinking is like."
"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."
"What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression? Lonely ness."
"Me: Take this My Uber passenger: *holds gun in blood soaked car* WTF JUS HAPPENED? Me: You tell me ""Mr Finger prints on a murder weapon"""
"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way! "
"Ear wax is disgusting. But when you're out of Vegemite, you're out of Vegemite."
"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"