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Joke of the Day
"The guy who invented throat lozenges just died... I heard there will be no coffin at his funeral."
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"Can you get HIV off a toilete seat? Only if it's already in use"
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator ha....ha.......I'll be leaving now"
"Genders are like the twin towers There used to be two of them and now it's a really touchy subject"
"My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?"
"""Oh wow, way better!"" -Jedi Knight trying out a gun"
"What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child."
"What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident? Fission chips."
"A man says, "" It's raining cats and dogs!"" The Chinese man comes out of his house with his chopsticks immediately..."
"Why didn't Hitler ever order the French Dip sandwich when he went out to eat? Because he hated au jus."