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Joke of the Day

"How do you piss of female archaeologists? Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."

"On which side do you drive? American: Right-side. Britisher: Left-side Indian: Depends on which side the oncoming traffic is."

"""Wow this pizza is amazing"" Yes, well it's our specialty dough. We soak it in pickle juice. Dill pickle juice actually. It's a dilldough"

"Wow this vegetarian rock music is really good. It's like nothing I've ever herbivore"

"Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion? He couldn't afford it; he was ""Baroque""."

"A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way. Yep"

"Why did the Mexicans ignore the ""No Trespassing"" sign? It was just the two of them."

"Why can't you hang out with bears? Their bad breath is un-bear-able."

"Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD"

"There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*."