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Joke of the Day

"I thought I was watching 50 shades of Grey But I realised it was just a porno. I could tell the difference because they were having consensual sex."

"if your best friend Jack was stuck on of a horse, would you help your friend Jack off a horse?"

"I'm unsure whether I like my beard. But it's growing on me."

"/r/jokes has the most original content on reddit! That's it."

"LAWYER 1: numbers never lie so I call numbers to the stand LAWYER 2: your honor I call shakiras hips to the stand JUDGE: damn lol"

"Contrary to popular belief, in Engineering, you do meet tons of women... Just not very many"

"Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do..."

"""Half a dozen"" because saying '6' is way too long... >_<"

"Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans."

"A Blanket? It would be a fukkit."