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Joke of the Day

"Kid, ""Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a gopher from a funny animal video."" Parent, ""The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Allen! Allen! Allen! Steve!"""

"What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water."

"Sex with a homeless guy is right up your alley"

"Who the hell buys furniture online? Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in? What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay?"

"What does an octopus have ten of? Tickles..."

"The Top Three things for Halloween you can do now in North Carolina: #3 Swim with the sharks, #2 Have an account on Ashley Madison, #1 riding a street car in Charlotte NC."

"What did the Pimp say to the bashful Gamete Prostitute? Hey, Sex-cells"

"A mahogany boob... Would be pretty useless, wooden tit?"

"How do farmers count their cows? With a Cowculator!!"

"you are doing that too much. try again in 2 minutes Guess I shared to many Redditt posts too soon Or ""that's what she said"" he he"