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Joke of the Day
"How is a penis and a paycheck the same? Neither one is big enough to satisfy your wife"
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"Where does a toilet keep his secrets? In his diarrhea."
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"How dare you accept my apology, I wasn't really apologizing, that was a trick to get you to say that nothing was my fault"
"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something"
"Life... It's just an f in lie."
"I hope I don't catch another weirdo pooping against the side of a 7-11 tomorrow because I'm not ready to love again."
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"So I told a premature baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it. Apparently it was too soon"